|001: "Don't accept rides
from strange men, and remember that all men are strange."|
002: "I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore."
[Chi Chi Rodriguez]
003: "I take any opportunity I can to raise our country's flag really high and get some shining positive light on things over there."
004: "I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies."
005: "Pleased to meet you,with meatto please you."